The Verbrilli Sound – Ultrawide – Weirdest Lyrics Ever

It’s a sample, but still, this dude sounds high and hungry. And not bright. The fun starts at about 4:45.

I'd like, uh, Captain Crunch, and, some Special K,
toasted on the out and nice & on the inside,
and, uh, I would, would like some spaghetti, linguine,
sandwich, with a light bread, on the out, on the medium over
on like, some, like some candy canes
and eggs sunny side up
on, uh, on the toast
and i'd like the (aveneen?) rare,
i'd like some moo goo, gai pan, without the pan,
some pans
and i'd like, uh, i'd like some corned beef
on mustard with, with the rye and some (therma?)
i'd like a pickle with the lettuce
and (add it's all good)
I'd like an eggcream with chocolate, with vanilla in it,
and vanillas, shakes
and i'd like on the rye
i would like some scrambled eggs
and would like some muffin
limey to go
with feet
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3 thoughts on “The Verbrilli Sound – Ultrawide – Weirdest Lyrics Ever”

  1. That sample is taken from an audio comedy routine from back in the 1970’s. That dude would riff on ordering all kinds of funky things as if he was at a drive through. I can not remember the name of the person or routine, but it was a bit of a hit on some of the Top 40 type stations and shows like Dr. Demento (

    Btw, that last line is “..limey to go, with feet.”

    1. Here’s another site with a transcript, kind of:

      “I’d like a sandwich, with the red lettuce and mayo on the rye, with hamburger on it, and I’d like some bacon and egg with a tuna salmon salad, and I’d like a Necco wafer, and a dream, with, um, lots of ketchup and mustard on it, and an avocado sandwich on rye with lettuce, and a medium steak on the done with rare, and a Cap’n Crunch with Special K toasted on the outside, nice on the inside, and a Hot Pocket with mayo, I’d like a portobello mushroom with cherries, and Michael Dunn, with no feet, OJ please. I’d like a soup with some dipsy doodles hanging on the side for dear life. I’d like a spaghetti linguini sandwich with light rare on the medium over, and a candy cane with an egg sunny side up on rye, and corned beef with mustard and some dip, derma, and deviled eggs, and a Patty sausage, and an egg cream with chocolate and a vanilla shake, and on the rye, I’d like a muffin, limey to go, with feet.”

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