"Tell Men They Need To Man Up"

By | October 11, 2011

Cleaned up from a comment at Heartiste. (The rest of the site is might not be safe for work, or your sunny outlook.)

  1. Deconstruct the great books on university campuses

  2. Tell men they need to man up

  3. Dumb down the entire school system

  4. Tell men they need to man up

  5. [Screw over] men in divorce court

  6. Tell men they need to man up

  7. Send men to die on foreign shores in foreign neocon wars

  8. Tell men they need to man up

  9. Drug boys with ritalin/adderall for being boys

  10. Tell men they need to man up

  11. Encourage women to [have sex] early and often with douchebags

  12. Tell men they need to man up

  13. Destroy the classical, heroic character in their neocon movies, replacing them with […] gay cowboys

  14. Tell men they need to man up

  15. Print money from thin air and inflate and deflate bubbes to seize a man’s home and property

  16. Tell men they need to man up

  17. Encourage women to become fat, whiny bitches

  18. Tell men they need to man up

  19. Transofrm the church from an instititution where a man could once go to
    meet a virginal, exalted wife, into a front for the divorce industry, where
    single mothers with three children from three [different fathers] go to rope in a
    beta male to pay for [the other mens’] spawn

  20. Tell men they need to man up

  21. Castigate, attack, and impugn men for acting like men

  22. Tell men they need to man up

  23. Transform the noble, exalted university into a nursery, ruled by neocon
    women […] exiling and deconstructing the great books and men, and rewading
    the servile future nannies of the nanny state with fiat dollars delivered
    fresh from Ben Bernanke’s helicopter

  24. Tell men they need to man up

  25. Remove all men from the publishing industry, so that Priscilla Painton of
    Simon and Schuster […] can publish Tucker Max […] stories on how he
    [slept with] somone’s future wife who will [screw over] her future huspband in
    divorce court as revenge for having [had sex with] a neocon) and taped it
    secretly without her consent. Remove all men from the publishing
    industry and repalce deep, profound really great books for men with Twilight
    vampire […] female rape fantasy “romance” novels.

  26. Tell men they need to man up

  27. Conceive of a hundred government programs to criminalize men and force
    them to hand over their assets to women

  28. Tell men they need to man up

  29. Financially incentivize womem to file for divorce, promising them that
    their former husdband will have to pay for all their future [lovemaking]
    sessions, and that they get the kids/house/car/assets

  30. Tell men they need to man up

  31. Fill the law schools with fat, embittered, burned-out, nasty (in looks and
    spirit) […] lawyeresses, and replace Moses’ and Zeus’s law with Bernanke’s
    banker laws which exalts theft via the inflation tax.

  32. Tell men they need to man up.